Sometimes (Oh-oh-ohhh)
(Đôi khi)
Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon!)
(Điều đẹp đẽ diễn ra trên thế giới này)
You don't know how to express yourself, so (And Lonely Island!)
(bạn k biết làm sao rõ ràng bản thân)
You just gotta sing
(bạn chỉ cần hát)
(Akon)
I just had sex (Ay)
(tôi vừa làm tình)
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
(cảm giác thật tuyệt)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her)
(Một cô em cho tôi đút chym vào trong cô ấy)
I just had se-ay-ee-ex (Tôi vừa làm tình)
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
(tôi sẽ k bao h quay lại)
To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past
(với con đường k tinh dục trong quá khứ)
(Samberg)
Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great (Yeah)
(Đã từng làm tình chưa? Tôi đã, và cảm giác thật tuyệt)
It felt so good when I did it with my penis (Yeah)
(Tôi thấy thật tuyệt khi tôi làm việc đó với chym của mình)
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened
(Một cô em để tôi làm vậy, nó vừa mới xong theo nghĩa đen )
Having sex should make a nice man out the meanest
(Làm tình làm một ng đàn ông đat phong độ cao nhất)
(Jorma Taccone)
Never guess where I just came from, I had sex
(đừng bao h tự hỏi nơi tôi vừa tới, tôi đã làm tình)
If I had to describe the feelin', it was the best
(nếu tôi miêu tả, nó đã thật tuyệt)
When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great
(Khi tôi làm tình, đàn ông, chym sướng nhất)
And I called my parents right after I was done
(Và tôi gọi cho gia đình sau khi phọt )
(Samberg)
Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
(làm tình, cởi chuồng, nhòm vú cô em và tận hưởng)
(Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing)
(cô em thật tuyệt khi để tôi làm điều đó)
Nice of any girl ever (Now sing)
I just had sex (Ay)
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her)
I wanna tell the world
To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
(Doesn't really make sense) But man, screw it
(I ain't one to argue with a good thing) She could be my wife!
(That good?) The best thirty seconds of my life
I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her
'Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin' girl's better
Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweaters
So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you
She kept lookin' at her watch (Doesn't matter, had sex!)
But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter, had sex!)
I think she might've been a racist (Doesn't matter, had sex!)
She put a bag on my head (Still counts!)
I just had sex (Ay)
And my dreams came true (Dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last thirty minutes
Then you qualified to sing with me
I just had se-e-ex (Everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (We all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I just had se-ay-ee-ex (I just had sex)
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past